EP (Enema Procedure)

by POISONOUS CUNT

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    ***PLEASE READ CAREFULLY*** WE DECIDED TO GIVE ALL PROCEEDS OF THIS RECORDING TO THE GRENFELL DISASTER FUND. HOWEVER BANDCAMP AND PAYPAL HAVE BEEN TAKING LMOST 20% OF THE MONEY RAISED IN FEES. SO WE ARE MAKING THIS FREE BUT WE ASK THAT ANYONE WHO DOWNLOADS THER RECORDING DONATES TO THE FUND DIRECTLY VIA THIS LINK, £2 MINIMUM PLZ!
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IT’S SOLSTICE 2017 AND IT’S HOTTER THAN SATAN’S BALLBAG – SO WHAT BETTER TIME TO BE DROPPING THE DEBUT SMASHER FROM LAHNDAHN’S ONE AND ONLY POISONOUS CUNT? SO HERE GOES AND FUCK YOU.
SINCE FORMING AT THE BEGINNING OF THIS YEAR THE THREE GIRLS AND THE ONE WITH A DICK HAVE BEEN LEAVING AUDIENCES BATTERED AND BRUISED AT THEIR UNMATCHABLE LIVE SHOWS, SO BOW BEFORE THE SHEER POWER OF THESE FOUR TRACKS. WITH MORE DESTRUCTIVE POWER THAN A BRICK IN A WASHING MACHINE IN A TANK DROPPING FROM A PLANE, THIS IS MUSIC TO SLAP YOUR NAN’S CLIT RIGHT OFF HER MINGE….
“SICK” OPENS PROCEEDINGS WITH ALL THE RESTRAINT OF A WOLF FIRED FROM A CANNON. BE SURE TO TURN UP YOUR SHITTY STEREO AS LOUD AS IT WILL GO OR FOREVER BE KNOWN AS A FLOPPYCOCK. TURBOCHARGED GUITARS COLLIDE WITH DRUMS OF DEATH TO PROVIDE THE MUSICAL BATTERY BEHIND LANDMINEDINE’S VERBAL BULLETS, WHICH ARE AIMED INDISCRIMINATELY AND ARE GUARANTEED TO CAUSE GAPING WOUNDS FOR ALL THE FAMILY. AND YES, THAT IS A FUCKING THEREMIN, DO YOU WANT A FIGHT ABOUT IT? NEXT UP IS “NARCOMANIAC”, THE AURAL EQUIVALENT OF BEING FORCED TO EAT SAND. LET’S FACE IT, YOU ARE A CUNT AND ENTIRELY DESERVE THE BRUTAL PUNISHMENT THIS TRACK WILL FOIST ON YOUR SORRY ASS. DON’T EXPECT TO BE ABLE TO SIT DOWN FOR A WEEK, IF EVER.
IF YOU HAVE LISTENED THIS FAR AND ARE STILL NOT DEAD, THIS WILL BE FURTHER TESTED BY “ALEXIA”, THE STORY OF WHEN SEX-MISTRESS AND POISONOUS CUNT DRUMMER WAS CHATTED UP IN RHYME BY A HORNY MEMBER OF THE MIGRAINES. HIS BODY HAS NEVER BEEN FOUND. AS A BONUS, THIS TRACK FEATURES THE ONE AND ONLY BAMBOS WHO ASSISTS THE CUNTS IN CLEARLY INSTRUCTING YOU, THE LISTENER, TO JOIN US IN THE ONE THING IN LIFE THAT TRULY MATTERS: GETTING FUCKING WASTED. FINALLY, WITH YOUR VERY SANITY HANGING ON A THREAD, THOSE OF YOU WHO WERE THROWN OUT OF THE SAS FOR BEING TOO HARD MIGHT JUST HAVE THE STAMINA TO GET TO “ENOUGH”. WRITTEN BY HAZZA, WHOSE SURNAME IS NOT BUT SHOULD DEFINITELY BE DUSS, IT IS A BELTSANDER TO THE GENITALS TO EVERYONE WHO IS NOT ALREADY PROSTRATE IN FEAR AT THE PROSPECT OF THE COMING AGE OF TOTAL DOMINATION OF ALL THINGS BY POISONOUS CUNT. IF WE APPLY MOTORHEAD’S LAW, SET BY LEMMY’S FAMOUS QUOTE THAT IF HIS BAND MOVED IN NEXT DOOR YOUR LAWN WOULD DIE, THEN IF POISONOUS CUNT MOVED IN NEXT DOOR YOUR BOLLOCKS WILL SWAP PLACE WITH YOUR EYEBALLS AND YOUR SKIN WILL MELT OFF. NOW, DO NOT PASS GO, DO NOT COLLECT £200, DO NOT PROCEED DIRECTLY TO JAIL, SIMPLY GO TELL EVERYONE YOU HAVE EVER AND NEVER MET OF THE GLORIOUS MAGNIFICENCE OF POISONOUS CUNT, OR TAKE THIS ENORMOUS BAG OF GIGANTIC DILDOS AND GO FUCK YOURSELF. LOTS OF LOVE, XPXCX 2017.

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released June 22, 2017

RECORDED BY TOM SHOT AT DSI, JUNE 2017
Amandine - Vocals / lyrics
Harri - Guitars, Vocals / music
Alexia - Drums, Vocals / inspiration
Keef - Guitars, Theremin, Vocals / music

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POISONOUS CUNT London, UK

XPXCX
London 'Ardcore Punk

Guitar - Harri
Drums - Aleksya
Guitar - Keef
Vox - Amandine
Bass - Tali

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Track Name: Sick
You tell me I'm inferior,
You tell me that I'm weak.

You say that I'm irrelevant,
Think I'm incomplete.

I'm sick.

I'm tired of being your bitch.
I'm tired of being your whore.

I'm tired of waking up bruised and battered,
On the floor.

I'm sick.

You're sick.
Track Name: Narcomaniac
Don't wanna wake up.
Don't wanna get out of bed.
I'd rather stay here and get fucked instead.

Unreliable,
Suicidal,
Always think of yourself.

Always think of yourself.
Your self.

Narcomaniac.
Track Name: I Wanna Have Sex Wiv Ya
Alexia,
I wanna have sex with ya.
I wanna get next to ya.
Track Name: Enough
I'm sick of the daydreams of the way I used to live,
Don't want to be that anymore, I've got too much to give.
Time to to accept that nothing will ever be the same,
As fucking myself
In the main vein.

The pleasure and the pain,
Everything's better without the highs, the lows.
I just want to sit back and let reality flow.

I've had enough of fucking myself,
In the main vein.
I've had enough.

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