IT'S A 2018 CALENDAR, WHAT ARE YOU, A DICKHEAD?

ALL THE BEST PICS OF OUR FILTHIEST AND STUPIDEST ADVENTURES OF THE WHOLE YEAR, STUFFED WITH YOUR VERY OWN SEXTASTIC POISONOUS CUNT FAVES! AND AS A SPECIAL BONUS, YOU HAVE THE GORGEOUS VENUS POSING COQUETTISHLY WITH THE VERY PRODUCT ITSELF. IDEAL FOR YOUR NAN'S CHRISTMAS STOCKING, SHE CAN USE IT TO GIVE HER CLIT A DAMN GOOD SLAPPING WHILE SHE ATTACKS HERSELF WITH A RANGE OF SEX WEAPONS!